i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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