Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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