This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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