He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
