clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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