Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
i out mim tonsoeep
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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