I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
So. Much. Porn.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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