Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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