I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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