check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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