haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
God I need to hump something, right now.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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