"it" just moved
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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