Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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