really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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