I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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