I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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