Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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