i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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