is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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