Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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