are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Too much gin, very little bucket
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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