you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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