What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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