he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Boobs are out for the taking
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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