all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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