My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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