if you like me you must not know who I am
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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