You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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