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The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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