But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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