I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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