If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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