Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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