Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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