i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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