Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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