We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Pants are for mortals
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