Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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