Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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