Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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