yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I would fuck him just for his dog
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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