no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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