Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize