Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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