if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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