you lied. pity sex is amazing.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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