Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm experimenting with sincerity
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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