I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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