omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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