im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Randomize
