He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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