Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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