what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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