And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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