in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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