She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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